The test

The board of examiners was sitting in front. He saluted them and his sword according to the protocol. Then, he started his “kata”. Once he finished he sat on a seat of the stands. He then realized it had been his body which had done the test, not his mind. 

Lack of ideas

He thought of himself as a writer because he’d written a pair of compositions graded with an “A”. One day his teacher told him to write a short story. Peter took out a sheet of paper and then realized he wouldn’t become a writer. No ideas came to his mind.

Disliking Robots

"I don't like robots," I said to my new boss after a cup of coffee. "I hate them, I don't like working with cold machines."  "Perhaps you really should try to open your mind." My boss put down his cup and opened his body, then put two new batteries inside.